HOW TO DRIVE YOUR STUDENT CRAZY IN 45 MINUTES
HOW TO DRIVE YOUR STUDENT CRAZY IN 45 MINUTES? Well, first of all, arrive late for the class, 5 or 10 minutes. Open the door and get angry because there’s still one student missing. When he or she appears, even if he or she tells you the reason, don’t forget to give him or her big scolding for arriving late, like you. During the class, follow the textbook letter by letter; don’t let your students have interest for your subject. It doesn’t matter if they are sleeping thanks to your explanations. Don’t give them a fun explanation! Real life is very hard, so your class must be as well. If the students don’t stop talking in Catalan between them, give them a scolding, but the most important thing, shout at them to stop speaking in Catalan in the same language, so they can understand it. When the time to give the homework arrives, give the most homework possible for the next day. It doesn’t matter if they beg you not to do it because they have lots of homework or difficult exams.