HOW TO DRIVE YOUR STUDENT CRAZY IN 45 MINUTES
HOW
TO DRIVE YOUR STUDENT CRAZY IN 45 MINUTES?
Well, first of all,
arrive late for the class, 5 or 10 minutes. Open the door and get angry because
there’s still one student missing. When he or she appears, even if he or she
tells you the reason, don’t forget to give him or her big scolding for arriving
late, like you.
During the class,
follow the textbook letter by letter; don’t let your students have interest for
your subject. It doesn’t matter if they are sleeping thanks to your
explanations. Don’t give them a fun explanation! Real life is very hard, so your
class must be as well.
If the students don’t
stop talking in Catalan between them, give them a scolding, but the most
important thing, shout at them to stop speaking in Catalan in the same
language, so they can understand it.
When the time to give
the homework arrives, give the most homework possible for the next day. It
doesn’t matter if they beg you not to do it because they have lots of homework
or difficult exams.
Is the class ending
and you didn’t have time to explain something? Don’t worry about it! You can go
on during the break time. It’s better to learn than having breakfast, breathing
pure air or moving a little bit.
A great idea is to send a message by Whatsapp at night to all your
students asking them to do all the workbook activities of the unit for the next
day. So, they will spend part of the night doing it, so the next day, when you
arrive late to the class again, tell them that it doesn’t matter; that they
don’t need to hand in the homework. After finishing the class, don’t forget to
remind them that the next day you will make them a test!
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